As if things couldn't get any worse for the lowly Dolphins... First, they sellout by promoting the game as a Tim Tebow tribute, honoring an archrival Florida Gator just to sell tickets (which ended up a good thing or it wouldn't have made it to TV this week). Then they blow a 15 point lead in the final minutes of the game and not only lose but prolong the torture any NFL fan now has to endure where announcers gush over Tebow every 5 sentances they speak. You suck, Dolphins. You suck.
It seems Halloween sucked the SOL right out of the Dolphins and their fans. Don't worry, it's SOL-oween! A spooky new menu has been designed to scare your taste buds straight while you couch surf this Sunday, watching every game but the Dolphins game. Here's your starting lineup!
kick-off'dirty black & blue' gel-O shot - maytag panna cotta, black olive martini gel, truffle salt
kidney con carne dip, tortilla chips
maple caramel corn, pecans
gordita "dead guy" - lager smoked flank, maseca, caramelized onion crema
halloweenie corn dog - burnt dog, chunky yellow mustard
shiver & shake 'n' bake wings - buttermilk brined, potato chip crusted chicken, crack dip
black cauldron pasta salad, pumpkin pickles
cauliflower brains, house bacon smothered
dead velvet - blood red brownies, black cocoa cream cheese
Get in the huddle - Each Sol Sunday package is designed to feed 6 hungry Sol'jahs for $150 and includes everything listed on the menu above. The package also includes plates, utensils, paper towels, and delivery within the greater Miami area. All you need is an oven to keep the warm things warm and a garbage can for clean up!
Shoot us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org to place your order today! Cutoff time for orders is Thursday, October 27th @ 5:00pm so be sure to get your orders in and avoid a delay of game penalty!